PRESS RELEASE
WHITEFISH, MONTANA
3/30/2010

Attn: Whitefish Hockey Community

SUBJECT: Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

This weekend at the Stumptown Ice Den the magnificent team “Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!?” will be revealed to the world. The world of hockey will never be the same, it will simply be more awesome.

To all opponents, Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? would like to offer this insincere apology: “we are sorry, in advance, for absolutely destroying your dignity and self worth.”

Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? was created for one thing, to kick, stomp, trample, and destroy asses. Team Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will also be taking names. After each victory Le PAMPLEMOUSSE will visit the families of the fallen and ridicule them as well. Team Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will not only stop at nothing, they will smear peanut butter all over nothing and call nothing names like ‘poo poo face’.

The players of Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will snack on tasty pamplemousse between periods and during timeouts because it is refreshing. Team Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will speak as much French as they know how to, and if others have a problem with this, they will be called rude names and laughed at with silly French style laughter.

Team Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will wear matching socks. Team Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will fart in opponent’s general direction. Opponents will not like this, but Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will not apologize because they are not sorry. Players of team Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will commonly throw their hands in the air like they just don’t care.

Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will also not care.

Le PAMPLEMOUSSE!? will win the Monty Huntington Memorial Tournament this weekend, but this will not matter, because they will have already been declared to be the masters of the universe (by themselves). He-Man, Skeletor and anyone else previously claiming to be the master of the universe can get stuffed.

Le Pamplmousse!?

Teams:
Team PBR, The Fish, Storm, Sea Kittens, Team MGD, Trainwrecks, Powells Misfits, Sign Dr., Le Pamplemousse, Leftovers,

(Start Time Home vs. Visitors)

Friday April 2, 2010

12:30 p.m. Powells Misfits vs. MGD
2:00 p.m. Sea Kittens vs. Leftovers
3:30 p.m. Storm vs. The Fish
5:00 p.m. Le Pamplemousse vs. PBR
6:30 p.m. Opening Ceremony/Skills Competition
7:30 p.m. Trainwrecks vs. Sign Dr.
9:00 p.m. Leftovers vs. The Fish
10:30 p.m. MGD vs. Storm

Saturday April 3, 2010

8:00 a.m. Powells Misfits vs. Sea Kittens
9:30 a.m. Le Pamplemousse vs. Sign Dr.
11:00 a.m. PBR vs. Trainwrecks
12:30 p.m. Sea Kittens vs. Storm
2:00 p.m. Leftovers vs. Powells Misfits
3:30 p.m. Sign Dr. vs. MGD
5:00 p.m. Trainwrecks vs. Le Pamplemousse
6:30 p.m. The Fish vs. PBR

Sunday April 4, 2010

8:30 a.m. #5 seed vs. #6 seed
10:00 a.m. #3 seed vs. #4 seed
11:30 p.m. #1 seed vs. #2 seed

Here are the rosters for the upcoming Monty tournament, beginning April 2nd.

Friday March 19, 2010

5:30 p.m. – Grizzlies  vs.  Fog
7:00 p.m. – Storm vs. Herald Hounds
8:30 p.m. – Ice vs. Used Guys
10:00 p.m. – Banff vs. Raghorns

Saturday March 20, 2010

7:30 a.m. – Storm vs. Used Guys
9:00 a.m. – Herald Hounds vs. Ice
10:30 a.m. – Grizzlies vs. Banff
12:00 p.m. – Raghorns vs. Fog
1:30 p.m. – Used Guys vs.  Herald Hounds
3:00 p.m. – Ice vs. Storm
4:30 p.m. – Raghorns vs.  Grizzlies
6:00 p.m. – Fog vs. Banff

Sunday March 21, 2010

Consolation game
9:30 a.m.          2^nd Place bracket #1          vs.        2^nd Place bracket #2

Championship game
11:00 a.m.        1^st Place bracket #1           vs.        1^st Place bracket #2

Bracket 1
Ice, Storm, Used Guys  (Lethbridge), Herald Hounds  (Lethbridge)

Bracket 2
Fog, Grizzlies, Banff, Raghorns

Friday March 19, 2010

5:30 p.m. – Grizzlies  vs.  Fog
7:00 p.m. – Storm vs. Herald Hounds
8:30 p.m. – Ice vs. Used Guys
10:00 p.m. – Banff vs. Raghorns

Saturday March 20, 2010

7:30 a.m. – Storm vs. Used Guys
9:00 a.m. – Herald Hounds vs. Ice
10:30 a.m. – Grizzlies vs. Banff
12:00 p.m. – Raghorns vs. Fog
1:30 p.m. – Used Guys vs.  Herald Hounds
3:00 p.m. – Ice vs. Storm
4:30 p.m. – Raghorns vs.  Grizzlies
6:00 p.m. – Fog vs. Banff

Sunday March 21, 2010

Consolation game
9:30 a.m.          2^nd Place bracket #1          vs.        2^nd Place bracket #2

Championship game
11:00 a.m.        1^st Place bracket #1           vs.        1^st Place bracket #2

Bracket 1
Ice, Storm, Used Guys  (Lethbridge), Herald Hounds  (Lethbridge)

Bracket 2
Fog, Grizzlies, Banff, Raghorns

The annual Whitefish over 40 hockey tournament.